Please Don’t Pull A George R. R. Martin On Is My Weak Heart Can’t Take It

My new head cannon is now that anytime the detective tries to do something stupid A hides the car keys and bans anybody from lifting them up to reach them. Step stools have also been banned. M just dangles them above their head for shits and giggles.

On a scale of one to ten how likely is it that each member of team bravo would take advantage of a MC’s short height and how, ie: putting their keys up somewhere high so they can’t chase down a dangerous supernatural or something even silly like threatening to come down to their level.

Hehehe :D

Um…

Adam/Ava: 1/10 on normal days, 6/10 in more serious situations.

Nate/Nat: 0/10

Felix/Farah: 3/10 (only for fun times, never serious moments).

Mason/Morgan: 10/10.

Thank you so much for the ask! :)

how do the centaurs sleep? and how do they stretch after a good sleep?

Ok this is one I’ve been wanting to cover for a while and my cooldown sketches got out of hand, so buckle up and enjoy the picturebook!

The easiest options is exactly what you think, the flop. In a home, thick carpets or tatami-like mats would provide at least some sort of cushion for the horse-half and various sized cushions and pillows to lift and support the top half. And they CAN sleep standing up, like horses, but it does require both a special harness/corset and practice. And it’s not very comfortable for anything deeper than a doze or catnap for most, so it’s mostly reserved for bad situations, naps, or guard duty.

Most common are recliners, or ‘hammocks’. Easy to fold and carry for cultures on the move, or make fancy for the city-folk they are probably the most ubiquitous of centaur furniture. A simple adjustable A-frame supporting some sort of flexible fabric-ish sheet for the top half to lean against and sleep. Usually paired with some sort of large blanket or padding on the ground to lay the horse-half on!

When you don’t have no fancy recliners, your herd will do! The preferred sleeping method of closely bonded herds is to simply rest on your buddies cushy backside! Roaming bands can often form long chains of sleeping centaurs with the unlucky first taur either on guard duty, sleeping sprawled, or with the group’s only hammock.

Mix and match to your character and herd’s personal preference!

Also stretchies!

some expanded oceanic races! featuring: mermaids, shark mermaids, octopus mermaids, and selkies. Playtesting and feedback is welcome.

F: Hold the fuck up.

Detective, turning around: Excuse me?

F, pleading: I’m the fuck up. Hold me.

Find someone who supports you like this

i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)