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the types as things i’ve overheard:

intp: emotions are nothing but roadblocks in your path to world domination

entp: i think my christmas tree is trying to murder me

istp: the next person to pop a balloon dies

estp: i will straight up track you down and bury you so far down in a pit of your own guilt that no one will hear your screams

infp: sometimes i feel good about myself, but then i tend to remember that one time i made a song out of the bee movie script and fall into a pit of despair and self loathing

enfp: i hAD A DREAM WHERE A PINEAPPLE BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE WHILE WEARING A FURSUIT

isfp: maybe starting an american ninja warrior course for dogs wasn’t such a good idea after all

esfp: *waggles eyebrows*

infj: i’m pretty sure she doesn’t know how to yell because she’s a marshmallow

enfj: don’t you “;)” me, i don’t need your sass

isfj: what kind of music do i listen to? well, angry music, in particular

esfj: CAN YOU NOT STAB ME RIGHT NOW

intj: if you refer to figure a, you’ll see a list of ten reasons why i am 100% convinced british people are aliens

entj: well if i was you i wouldn’t be in this situation seeing as i wouldn’t have made your ignorant mistakes

istj: i’m not going to sleep until i write a comprehensive list of everything someone has told me today ordered by importance to me

estj: i’m fabulous and if you think otherwise you can die.

Cat color chart!

OPEN IN A NEW TAB TO ZOOM IN

This doesn’t contain eeeeevery single possible color mutation but it should cover the most common/interesting ones! 

I’m not saying everything on this chart is 100% anatomically/genetically correct, but I tried to simplify it as much as I could! 

Feel free to use this for your own designs!

Cant believe I saw you eating ass at the wetlands, nasty bitch!

this sounds like something an elder scrolls npc would walk up to you and say unprompted before walking away

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

When Divine Intervention works when you least expect it

This is top tier

Waiting For Wayhaven, Day 4

F: Detective, you know the protocol of what to do if I get shot?

Detective: I do.

F: Alright, repeat it back to me.

Detective: In the event Agent Hauville is ever shot I am to say ‘MMMMMM WHATCHA SAY’ as they fall to the ground, no matter the circumstances.

F: Yes, exactly, thank you.

A: First of all, what the hell.

Dark Arts Player’s Companion Monsters Part 1 by Jonoman3000