My New Head Cannon Is Now That Anytime The Detective Tries To Do Something Stupid A Hides The Car Keys

F: Hold the fuck up.

Detective, turning around: Excuse me?

F, pleading: I’m the fuck up. Hold me.

Accents 101

So if you’re a dm like me, you probably want to be relatively skilled in some typical fantasy accents for your game to make things feel that much more real. So i’ve decided to throw together a little master post of “how to” videos on some various accents. This is mostly for my own reference, but if you’d like to save this for yourself too, go right ahead. Feel free to add on to this, as well!

General Accent Tips

How To Learn Any Accent (1)

How To Learn Any Accent (2)

How To Do 12 Different Accents

US/UK/Aussie English Vocabulary Differences

One Woman, 17 British Accents

How To Lose Your Native Accent

How To Learn A Different Accent

Fun Tour of American Accents

Scottish

Scottish In Under 2 Minutes

How to Speak With A Scottish Accent

HOW TO DO A SCOTTISH ACCENT

Speaking Scottish 101

Scottish Slang

Gerard Butler Teaches You Scottish Slang

Scottish Insults

English or “British”

How To Do A British Accent

3 Ways to Sound More British

HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (1)

HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (2)

HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (3)

Henry Cavill and Simon Pegg Teach You English Slang 

French

How To Speak With A French Accent 

How To Do A French Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES

Tips on how to do a French Accent

French Accent Tip

Irish

How to do an Irish Accent

How To Do An Irish Accent

How To Do An Irish Accent

Guide to Irish Accents

How To Do An Irish Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES

Russian

How To Speak With A Russian Accent 

How to Do a Russian Accent | Accent Training

How to speak with a Russian Accent

How Russians Speak English

How To Do A Russian Accent 

German

How To Have A German Accent 

How to do a GERMAN ACCENT?

Get the Perfect German ACCENT

Me speaking in 12 GERMAN DIALECTS!

How To Do A German Accent

5 Steps to a perfect German Accent

Canadian

How To Do A Canadian Accent

All aboot Canadian accents

How To Speak Canadian, Without Knowing How!!

Is There A Canadian Accent?

The Canadian English Accent

Are Owlbear babies Chicks, or Cubs? Neither. They’re called Chubs.

the types as things i’ve overheard:

intp: emotions are nothing but roadblocks in your path to world domination

entp: i think my christmas tree is trying to murder me

istp: the next person to pop a balloon dies

estp: i will straight up track you down and bury you so far down in a pit of your own guilt that no one will hear your screams

infp: sometimes i feel good about myself, but then i tend to remember that one time i made a song out of the bee movie script and fall into a pit of despair and self loathing

enfp: i hAD A DREAM WHERE A PINEAPPLE BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE WHILE WEARING A FURSUIT

isfp: maybe starting an american ninja warrior course for dogs wasn’t such a good idea after all

esfp: *waggles eyebrows*

infj: i’m pretty sure she doesn’t know how to yell because she’s a marshmallow

enfj: don’t you “;)” me, i don’t need your sass

isfj: what kind of music do i listen to? well, angry music, in particular

esfj: CAN YOU NOT STAB ME RIGHT NOW

intj: if you refer to figure a, you’ll see a list of ten reasons why i am 100% convinced british people are aliens

entj: well if i was you i wouldn’t be in this situation seeing as i wouldn’t have made your ignorant mistakes

istj: i’m not going to sleep until i write a comprehensive list of everything someone has told me today ordered by importance to me

estj: i’m fabulous and if you think otherwise you can die.

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

Smoke as much weed as you can kids

Find someone who supports you like this

Quick question regarding A’s route in book 1: during the confrontation with Murphy in the rain, it says “His lips move in silent words. My chest constricts as he topples forward, unmoving, onto the dark, drowned concrete.” What are those silent words? (If it’s not a spoiler for future books). Thanks!!!

“Please don’t take him/her/them from me.”

…And now I made myself sad…

:D

Thank you so much for the ask! :)