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Smoke as much weed as you can kids

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

Cant believe I saw you eating ass at the wetlands, nasty bitch!

this sounds like something an elder scrolls npc would walk up to you and say unprompted before walking away

So I got into Fallout 4

Based off of this : https://youtu.be/GkTuXuBVQ10

My very new zine: Legendary dogs from different countries and mythologies!

dumb headcanons

Hancock: Kent, I’m going to have to ask you to turn off the radio. The drifters just aren’t as-

Kent, dressed in the Shroud’s costume and brandishing the submachine gun: What

Hancock, smiling awkwardly: What

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Nick: It’s hot out here today.

Sole: Do you need coolant

Nick, caught off gaurd: Why would I need coolant

Sole: It cools machines off right, it’s in the name, cool-ant, so it must do that right

Nick:

[Nick Valentine is heading to Sanctuary Hills.]

—–

Sole: What’s in this beaker [drinks it]

Curie: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Sole: What

Curie: MON AMIE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Sole: What

Curie: THAT WAS MY NEW FUEL PROTOTYPE

Sole:

Sole: Thought it tasted a little gasoline-y

—–

MacCready, talking to a group of children and holding a pipe pistol: Gun

Preston, his arms crossed and his face stern: No

MacCready: Gun

Preston: No

MacCready, cocking the gun: GUN

Preston, screaming: NO

—–

Piper: I really need a new interesting headline and I was wondering-

Sole: I found this rock that looks like you yesterday

Piper:

Piper: Perfect.

My new head cannon is now that anytime the detective tries to do something stupid A hides the car keys and bans anybody from lifting them up to reach them. Step stools have also been banned. M just dangles them above their head for shits and giggles.

On a scale of one to ten how likely is it that each member of team bravo would take advantage of a MC’s short height and how, ie: putting their keys up somewhere high so they can’t chase down a dangerous supernatural or something even silly like threatening to come down to their level.

Hehehe :D

Um…

Adam/Ava: 1/10 on normal days, 6/10 in more serious situations.

Nate/Nat: 0/10

Felix/Farah: 3/10 (only for fun times, never serious moments).

Mason/Morgan: 10/10.

Thank you so much for the ask! :)