Dumb Headcanons

i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)

Are Owlbear babies Chicks, or Cubs? Neither. They’re called Chubs.

Accents 101

So if you’re a dm like me, you probably want to be relatively skilled in some typical fantasy accents for your game to make things feel that much more real. So i’ve decided to throw together a little master post of “how to” videos on some various accents. This is mostly for my own reference, but if you’d like to save this for yourself too, go right ahead. Feel free to add on to this, as well!

General Accent Tips

How To Learn Any Accent (1)

How To Learn Any Accent (2)

How To Do 12 Different Accents

US/UK/Aussie English Vocabulary Differences

One Woman, 17 British Accents

How To Lose Your Native Accent

How To Learn A Different Accent

Fun Tour of American Accents

Scottish

Scottish In Under 2 Minutes

How to Speak With A Scottish Accent

HOW TO DO A SCOTTISH ACCENT

Speaking Scottish 101

Scottish Slang

Gerard Butler Teaches You Scottish Slang

Scottish Insults

English or “British”

How To Do A British Accent

3 Ways to Sound More British

HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (1)

HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (2)

HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (3)

Henry Cavill and Simon Pegg Teach You English Slang 

French

How To Speak With A French Accent 

How To Do A French Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES

Tips on how to do a French Accent

French Accent Tip

Irish

How to do an Irish Accent

How To Do An Irish Accent

How To Do An Irish Accent

Guide to Irish Accents

How To Do An Irish Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES

Russian

How To Speak With A Russian Accent 

How to Do a Russian Accent | Accent Training

How to speak with a Russian Accent

How Russians Speak English

How To Do A Russian Accent 

German

How To Have A German Accent 

How to do a GERMAN ACCENT?

Get the Perfect German ACCENT

Me speaking in 12 GERMAN DIALECTS!

How To Do A German Accent

5 Steps to a perfect German Accent

Canadian

How To Do A Canadian Accent

All aboot Canadian accents

How To Speak Canadian, Without Knowing How!!

Is There A Canadian Accent?

The Canadian English Accent

So I got into Fallout 4

Based off of this : https://youtu.be/GkTuXuBVQ10

Jimmy got down to 3hp last game and said he was ‘ fine’ . This ruffles the feathers. 

characters are mine, @paradise-paradigm ‘s and @geolu ‘s 

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My new head cannon is now that anytime the detective tries to do something stupid A hides the car keys and bans anybody from lifting them up to reach them. Step stools have also been banned. M just dangles them above their head for shits and giggles.

On a scale of one to ten how likely is it that each member of team bravo would take advantage of a MC’s short height and how, ie: putting their keys up somewhere high so they can’t chase down a dangerous supernatural or something even silly like threatening to come down to their level.

Hehehe :D

Um…

Adam/Ava: 1/10 on normal days, 6/10 in more serious situations.

Nate/Nat: 0/10

Felix/Farah: 3/10 (only for fun times, never serious moments).

Mason/Morgan: 10/10.

Thank you so much for the ask! :)

How are you enjoying the winter?

the types as things i’ve overheard:

intp: emotions are nothing but roadblocks in your path to world domination

entp: i think my christmas tree is trying to murder me

istp: the next person to pop a balloon dies

estp: i will straight up track you down and bury you so far down in a pit of your own guilt that no one will hear your screams

infp: sometimes i feel good about myself, but then i tend to remember that one time i made a song out of the bee movie script and fall into a pit of despair and self loathing

enfp: i hAD A DREAM WHERE A PINEAPPLE BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE WHILE WEARING A FURSUIT

isfp: maybe starting an american ninja warrior course for dogs wasn’t such a good idea after all

esfp: *waggles eyebrows*

infj: i’m pretty sure she doesn’t know how to yell because she’s a marshmallow

enfj: don’t you “;)” me, i don’t need your sass

isfj: what kind of music do i listen to? well, angry music, in particular

esfj: CAN YOU NOT STAB ME RIGHT NOW

intj: if you refer to figure a, you’ll see a list of ten reasons why i am 100% convinced british people are aliens

entj: well if i was you i wouldn’t be in this situation seeing as i wouldn’t have made your ignorant mistakes

istj: i’m not going to sleep until i write a comprehensive list of everything someone has told me today ordered by importance to me

estj: i’m fabulous and if you think otherwise you can die.