Are Owlbear Babies Chicks, Or Cubs? Neither. They’re Called Chubs.

GET ‘EM OUTTA HERE

Waiting For Wayhaven, Day 4

F: Detective, you know the protocol of what to do if I get shot?

Detective: I do.

F: Alright, repeat it back to me.

Detective: In the event Agent Hauville is ever shot I am to say ‘MMMMMM WHATCHA SAY’ as they fall to the ground, no matter the circumstances.

F: Yes, exactly, thank you.

A: First of all, what the hell.

Cant believe I saw you eating ass at the wetlands, nasty bitch!

this sounds like something an elder scrolls npc would walk up to you and say unprompted before walking away

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

When Divine Intervention works when you least expect it

fjsgskshsjgsi

I’m an adult with a job and I did this instead of sleeping, goodnight.