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I thought it just meant he was abandoned.

Newsies Roast

Every time I think of this, I die of laughter.

“I though that I’d surprise my mudda”

“-If you can find her.”

“WHO ASKED YOU!”

Back then, sometimes prostitutes did not always work in a brothel, instead they would go to their customers inn room or apartment and …. uuuhhh …. do their job (*cough* ya know what I mean *cough*) there. So naturally, they would often be hard to track down because their work required them to get around, literally and literally. So basically “if you can find her” translates to “UR MOMS A HOE”.

And if that don’t epitomize the insults of teenage boys, then I don’t know what does.

(eleanor rigby voice) lady doritos / crunch with your teeth with a drastic reduction in noise / not for the boys

Uhhh, they weren’t white. I mean I get what you’re saying but the people who killed Jesus weren’t white.

Playbill Contest!

War Paint fans who never got to see the show, I took extra playbills so I can give them away to you guys. Everyone should get to experience a little of the magic! Follow me if you’re not already (I usually follow back) and reblog and I’ll select a random person on Dec. 1st to whom I will send this. (US only please because of shipping price)

Me.

This is the best spook advice ever.

The Daily Times, Davenport, Iowa, October 22, 1907

@tokai-teio

“Are you serious? Right in front of my depression?!”

As someone in a long distance relationship, this packs a punch.

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