(eleanor Rigby Voice) Lady Doritos / Crunch With Your Teeth With A Drastic Reduction In Noise / Not For

“For Good” performed by Alice Fearn and Sophie Evans (April 7, 2018)

the fact that nobody on my dash is talking about net neutrality is baffling like? if net neutrality is removed, IT WILL AFFECT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. the internet will no longer be free, just imagine having to pay a LOT of money to use websites and things like tumblr, google, twitter, youtube, facebook, amazon, instagram, snapchat, skype, discord, gaming services, ALL social media platforms, email, etc. it will completely demolish our internet freedom. imagine the poor artists, bloggers, photographers, and other content creators will be making things into a complete void where nobody will see anything because we wont be able to afford to. you will end up paying a ton of money for slower internet and far less privileges, IF you are able to afford it. we all lose big time with this and nobody seems to care.

“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges 

I’m in love.

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

Straight people think that either you know you’re gay from childhood or something big happens one day and you Realize (and it is like that to some of course) but lbr for many it goes like

I’m straight

No I’m bi

Wait am I biromantic ace?

No I’m definitely bi

…I may not be bi

Am I straight after all? Am I ace??

Maybe I’m demi??? Who knows

I might also be aroace…

Fuck it I’m pretty sure I’m queer

or whatever

“…He is quite madly in love with you, my dear! Ohhh, how she blushes, how she blushes, my pretty! Oh, how she blushes, how she blushes, my pretty! Charmante charmante!” compilation 

In order:

Amber Gray (Broadway 2017)

Lilli Cooper (A.R.T. 2015)

Kennedy Caughell (Broadway 2017)

Lulu Fall (Saks 5th Avenue Easter Sunday Event 2017)

This post. This legendary post.

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

broadway boots on youtube!

bootlegs can be hard to find on youtube because of the weird, copyright-avoiding titles, so here’s a list of all the ones i’ve found:

please submit any links you have to add to the list, thanks :)

a

amelie (i think obc) (rly high quality)

b

the book of mormon (obc with andrew rannells) (not the best quality but i guess we’re not paying for it)

the book of mormon (nic rouleau)

c

cabaret (2014) (alan cumming, emma stone)

catch me if you can (obc, with aaron tveit) (show starts at 1:20. slightly shakyfor the first two minutes and a slightly obstructed view for part of the show)

charlie and the chocolate factory (jake ryan flynn as charlie) (show starts at 2:56)

d

dear evan hansen (part 1 - cuts off halfway through sincerely, me) (part 2)

e

f

falsettos (revival) (proshot)

falsettos (revival proshot) (slightly lower quality)

falsettos (1993 LA cast) (low quality because it was recorded in 1993 lol)

g

groundhog day

h

hairspray (andy randy as link)

heathers (original off-broadway cast) (understudy as heather c)

hedwig and the angry inch (andy randy)

hedwig and the angry inch (andy randy v2) (obstructed view)

hedwig and the angry inch (darren criss) (really really clear view? like it’s slightly weird how amazing the view is?)

hedwig and the angry inch (neil patrick harris)

i

j

jersey boys (andy randy) (some parts of the show missing)

k

l

legally blonde (mtv recording) (obc)

legally blonde (off-broadway previews) (christian borle, laura bell bundy)

legally blonde (last obc show)

les miserables (2014 cast) (vimeo) (vid quality isn’t great but audio is a+)

m

n

natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812 (not sure what cast, i’m not a huge fan of this show)

newsies (obc)

next to normal (obc) (trigger warning, if you’re triggered by suicide, self-harm and mentions of mental illness i would consider reading the synopsis before watching)

o

p

q

r

s

she loves me (pbs recording)

something rotten (mainly obc w/ rob mcclure as nick bottom)

something rotten act 1 act 2 (obc w/ brian d’arcy james) 

spongebob (it’s in 5 parts so it’s in a playlist)

spring awakening (deaf west)

spring awakening (obc)

spring awakening (1st national tour)

t

u

v

w

waitress (betsy wolfe as jenna)

x

y

z

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i’ll update this as much as i can, but check out my youtube playlist for more frequent updates :)

actually, the phrase was originally “Easy as eating a piece of pie,” but english-speaking people are so lazy they would rather have the phrase make no sense then say four extra words. 

When someone says “easy as pie” they probably haven’t ever actually tried to make one before, because it’s really not all that easy.

Clear plastic wrap sticks to everything you don’t want it to, and never sticks to what you do want it to.