Playbill Contest!

Reblog to get a quality picture of Christian Borle in ur inbox

SHE LOOKS LIKE ME AND I’M NAMED REBECCA!! BLESS!!

–Harriet Rebecca “Bucky” Barnes–

Clear plastic wrap sticks to everything you don’t want it to, and never sticks to what you do want it to.

Playbill Contest!

War Paint fans who never got to see the show, I took extra playbills so I can give them away to you guys. Everyone should get to experience a little of the magic! Follow me if you’re not already (I usually follow back) and reblog and I’ll select a random person on Dec. 1st to whom I will send this. (US only please because of shipping price)

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

I tripped over a chair in kindergarten, and spilt my chin open on a clipboard.

Hey if you’re ever embarrassed by any scars you have just remember that I have a three inch scar down the length of my forearm from where I scratched myself on a microwave while cleaning

This is the best spook advice ever.

The Daily Times, Davenport, Iowa, October 22, 1907

I am going to pee myself laughing.

When the game shits you and pushes its middle finger up to yours

I want one.

in my one original universe dragons are just shitty possums that don’t really do anything, you just find them in your garden or bathtub making this expression