Fascinated By This One Instagram Account Run By A Girl Who Got Divorced Young And Decided To Make A Career

normally a mclaren fan but i also dabble in supporting alfa romeo bc their uniform looks like a campbell soup can

oh my god they fucking do

especially a few years back

The difference between Ryan and Shane’s instagram bios will never not be funny to me

boris has brought you a pool noodle

i am committed to TWO THINGS

FAGGING IT UP

THE BIT

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They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”