Mushrooms-and-coffee - E

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

“she should be at the club” changed me as a person. forever

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

!!!!!!!his name is Gourdon!!

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

bringing an actor back for the finale of a tv show they havent been on in years is so funny. imagine if they made you go back to the starbucks you worked at in high school to make one last latte because theyre blowing up the building tomorrow.

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

stop being a pussy and start being a cunt