I Am Committed To TWO THINGS

reblogged. reblogged. reblogged. youre all reblogged. none of you are free from my scrapbook

How much do I obsess over pathetic little men and very strong women?? Ohhh… bi and bi.

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

I love you dead punctuation marks.

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

I need as many people as possible to watch this video from the official Angry Birds tiktok or else I'll get a fucking hemorrhage

*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION