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✨Old Vampire!Soap vs New Vampire!Ghost✨

Soap who constantly jokes about “Being too old for this shit.” vs Ghost who's vague about his age on purpose.

Soap who walks through the sun despite “being sensitive” to it vs Ghost hiding in the shadows.

Soap who asks fellow soldiers if he can feed from them and making them forget about it afterwards vs Ghost who only feeds from enemies he plans to kill anyways.

Soap who loves Greek food too much to be abstinent from garlic vs Ghost who tells people he's allergic.

Soap who tells people how turning into bats would be the coolest thing ever vs Ghost who makes it clear it sounds ridiculous.

Soap who almost celebrated when mirrors started to be made different and he could see himself outside of puddles and dirty windows again vs Ghost who never liked to look into a mirror anyway.

Soap who slept in a coffin for a while until he had to admit how uncomfortable it was vs Ghost who'd still do it if Price allowed him just to creep people out.

Soap who enjoys to love the people around him as long as they last vs Ghost who tries to distance himself from relationships at all costs.

Soap who hopes to keep Simon close for however long immortality lasts vs Ghost who's scared Johnny will leave him anyway.

Gaz, sitting on a stack of ten chairs behind them during the briefing, sick of these two dancing around each other

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"Crowley sank down with his back against a statue. Aziraphale had already toppled backward into a rhododendron bush, a dark stain spreading across his coat." More Book!boys sketchies

Back on the bench

And again, and again…

Bare

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um your poor little meow meow chewed through his leash and is now perpetuating the cycle of violence

I was thinking about tangled and good omens at the same time and this renaissance femme aziracrow happened

There’s a Shadow that everyone knows about. He’s massive, around 6’7, and has a voice like thunder.

But no one knows how he’s a Shadow considering he’s a coward.

The mere mention of 141’s Ghost makes him start shaking horribly to the point he can’t even hold a handgun without dropping it. The man is strong, but he is a coward. And that cowardly nature sends this massive man hiding behind Graves because at least Graves isn’t scared and with mouth off anyone who is purposely scaring one of his Shadows.

So Graves practically babysits this giant, everyone wondering why he even has such a scared fool in Shadow Company.

Not a day goes by when I don't think about joe many liberals