I Was Thinking About Tangled And Good Omens At The Same Time And This Renaissance Femme Aziracrow Happened

personally i think more people should consider freckled ghost

If there’s one thing Ghost hates about Soap, it’s his friendliness. Not that he’s annoying, Ghost would have never gotten the chance to know him without it. He hates how Soap hates to make a fuss. He hates how easy-going he is.

Soap is dramatic, sure, but only jokingly. His favorite pastime is annoying Gaz or Ghost and then howling like a kicked dog when they show the slightest of it. He loves to joke, especially—at least it seems to Ghost-if it’s at his own expense, his own humility.

Soap is not inattentive, he’s not a push over, at least when it comes to others. He’s loyal, and he’s vicious when its someone else is hurt, but never when it’s him. Any blatant slight rolls off him with a joke, and any subtle one goes un-commented on.

Ghost hates it, hates how Soap bites his tongue and looks away. Hates how he doesn’t fight back.

slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald "the stabber" douglas is gonna getcha

creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker

/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend's voice and then man door hand hook car door

r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said "don't go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice." but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.

r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.

mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that "Love™" is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.

indie horror: i can't describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what's going on

There’s a Shadow that everyone knows about. He’s massive, around 6’7, and has a voice like thunder.

But no one knows how he’s a Shadow considering he’s a coward.

The mere mention of 141’s Ghost makes him start shaking horribly to the point he can’t even hold a handgun without dropping it. The man is strong, but he is a coward. And that cowardly nature sends this massive man hiding behind Graves because at least Graves isn’t scared and with mouth off anyone who is purposely scaring one of his Shadows.

So Graves practically babysits this giant, everyone wondering why he even has such a scared fool in Shadow Company.

autism is a real person his name is ogata hyakunosuke

answer the question sir

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

Finding a new favorite fictional character is like, will you be temporary or will you become a permanent part of my personality for the next 10 years?

Gaz, sitting on a stack of ten chairs behind them during the briefing, sick of these two dancing around each other

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