Edging This Twink

Price: How did you get Moose into Shadow Company?

Graves: I was in China, came across a group of mercenaries, saw a scared Alaskan techie, and I said to myself “That’s my son” before I recruited him into Shadow Company

Price: … you kidnapped him?

Graves: I mean, if you have to get technical- Yes, I kidnapped him. But it worked out! Isn’t that right, Moose?

Moose: The Scottish soap bar asked me to bench press the Ghost. I would like to leave now

hi bestie,

quick questoin

would ?

its him.

Rest for the wicked

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

I’m so happy for them

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Hyperverbal Is Valid!

So we all know the stereotype of autistic people is that we're either nonverbal or really bad at convos, but I wish there were more representation for those of us that are hyperverbal! Don't get me wrong, this isn't all the time, but if you

-can go on for hours and hours about your special interest -the one that makes the most effort in conversations despite being the one seen as "socially awkward" -the comedic relief of the friend group -don't process anything before speaking, always honest, always speaking your mind you r so valid n i love you <3

If there’s one thing Ghost hates about Soap, it’s his friendliness. Not that he’s annoying, Ghost would have never gotten the chance to know him without it. He hates how Soap hates to make a fuss. He hates how easy-going he is.

Soap is dramatic, sure, but only jokingly. His favorite pastime is annoying Gaz or Ghost and then howling like a kicked dog when they show the slightest of it. He loves to joke, especially—at least it seems to Ghost-if it’s at his own expense, his own humility.

Soap is not inattentive, he’s not a push over, at least when it comes to others. He’s loyal, and he’s vicious when its someone else is hurt, but never when it’s him. Any blatant slight rolls off him with a joke, and any subtle one goes un-commented on.

Ghost hates it, hates how Soap bites his tongue and looks away. Hates how he doesn’t fight back.

Has anyone talked about how Wyll suddenly grows fangs? You ever try to wear fake fangs and suddenly you can't talk properly anymore.

I had to get dentures at 21, new topology in your mouth makes talking TIRING, and HARD.

Here are some headcannons!

He struggles to say a word to someone during the day and at night goes to gale, "I cant say retwackd [retract] :(" and gale tries to help him out.

Lae'zel hears him say something incorrectly and is understanding. "These faerun words twist on my tongue, too. There is no shame in learning to use new tools."

Shadowheart doesn't call attention to it unless prompted. It's not her business, but if Wyll brings it up, Shadowheart admits that she struggles to say "Little", and to Wylls shock and horror, he too can't say little properly. It becomes an inside joke to try to make the other person say little, and eventually they both get a little better at it.

Karlach confidently offers to help, she's had fangs her whole life! But it's difficult to explain to someone how to do something you do automatically. "This isn't helping, Karlach..." "Yeaaaaah... Sorry."

Astarion is giddy, at first, to see the Blade of Frontiers struggeling, but eventually it starts to gnaw at him. "Oh gods, this is embarrassing." He turns to face Wyll. "Flatten your tongue more. And where you try to press for that "r" sound, move the tip of your tongue ever so slightly higher than you would normally." He opens his mouth to demonstrate.

A bit dejected after Karlach's lessons, Wyll tries to follow along and, to his surprise, it actually works.

"How-" but Astarion cuts him off. "You're not the first person in camp who's had to learn to use new teeth, Wyll." His thoughts seem to be drifting off somewhere far away, before snapping back. "Now, if I ever hear you mispronounce "frontiers" again, I'll knock them out for you. Then we won't have a problem anymore."