Why Do I Always Fuck Everything Up

When the canon breaks your hearts so you try to heal it with fanfiction

I love the Steep Wisdom headgear

I like to casually say a lie and let someone believe it for a minute, then tell them the truth.

I was thinking about when Peter left Brian to drown in Family Guy and said “I swear to God I though dogs could breathe underwater.”

So in casual conversation with my mom and brother I told them that up until 2 years ago, I thought dogs could breathe underwater.

It went something like this.

“Hey if you think that’s bad, up until 2 years ago I thought dogs could breathe underwater.”

Mom smiles. “Really?”

I nod and smile. “Yea that could’ve been a disaster!”

“Yea good thing we didn’t take them swimming!”

I asked if she was serious.

She was.

Some Cute Looks from Ninjago Episode 75

I’m Kai cause I needa wipe my ass

At first I thought this screenshot was a mistake but then I saw their expressions

KAI JAY COLE

Tag yourself I’m Kai I’m just done with this

Ok I’m DEFINITELY Cole

Morning Headcannons

Cole:

-grumpy

-needs about 7 cups of coffee 

-wouldn’t recommend saying anything that would put him in a bad mood until later

-has dark circles under his eyes

-probably doesn’t sleep well

-eats the most food

-his hair is a tangled mess

-yawns every 5 seconds

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This is how the episode ended right