When The Canon Breaks Your Hearts So You Try To Heal It With Fanfiction

I’m Kai cause I needa wipe my ass

At first I thought this screenshot was a mistake but then I saw their expressions

KAI JAY COLE

Tag yourself I’m Kai I’m just done with this

Taurus, Zane, Pixal, Cole

Ninjago Fans

Reblog/comment with your Zodiac Sign and your favorite Ninja, Villain, and other character. I’m testing a theory.

Headcannons: The Ninja as Spouses

Cole: He is always worried about the kids. He is very attentive to his wife and flirts with her even though they’re married. When he had a surgery, afterward, he flirted as if he’d never seen her before. His wife got some funny recording of it. 

Jay: He tells dad jokes all the time. When he’s with Nya he flirts with her, even in public. His kids get grossed out by the PDA. One of them will scream and flee the room. Jay gives his kids cake and ice cream for supper if he’s the one babysitting. 

Nya: She doesn’t like PDA, but she allows it in front of their children for amusements sake. She will say suggestive things about her husband in public, which traumatizes her children.  Example: Jay, “We both agree that I’m the better of us both.”   Nya, “Better at what, exactly?”  Jay, “….I think we both know.”   The kids, “EWWWWWW”.

Zane and Pixel: We all already know what Zane is like. He loves his wife above all else. He has pet names for her that Pixel loves. He calls her Pixie often. And we all know our favorite quote, “You have half my heart, you can tell me anything.” #relationshipgoals

Lloyd: He loves physical attention but is also very shy. He loves his wife and would literally die for her. When he told her that she looked disturbed but didn’t make any comments on it. Lloyd’s first kid was a mystery to him. He had to be taught how to change diapers by his wife. He was disgusted the first time he had to change a stinky one. 

Kai: He flirts with his wife all the time. In privet, in public, it doesn’t matter. His wife is fair game for his attention. The Ninja are disgusted by his attention to his wife. He will randomly pull her into his lap and kiss her. He is very touchy, which is uncomfortable for everyone involved. His kids love him because he is very dramatic when they play. He falls over and allows them to crawl on him. 

i cant believe i forgot about that time lloyd gave water to zane, a robot who doesnt need water and cole, a ghost who will die if he comes into contact with water

#50 Q’s to Ask Your OC’s:

Their age?

Their sexuality/sexual preference?

Any siblings/Only child?

Their favourite season?

Who were/are their parents/guardians?

Their gender?

Their date of birth?

What clothing style?

What is their favourite food after a break-up?

Their favourite thing to do after a break-up?

What happens in the ‘honeymoon phase’ for this character?

How many serious relationships have they been in?

What is their nationality?

What languages do they speak?

What is their profession/Education?

Their favourite comfort food?

What’s a food they hate?

Their music taste?

Is there a story behind their name/meaning?

Something they do that seems childish to others?

What is their all-time favourite TV show?

What is their all-time favourite movie?

How big is their family?

Are they close to anyone specific in the family?

Have they got any allergies?

Are they an emotional person?

Do they get angry/lose their temper quickly?

What are some of their guilty pleasures?

Do they have pets? Do they want pets?

Do they like kids? Do they want kids/have kids?

Who’s cuddle buddy are they?

Do they have any tattoos?

Do they have any piercings?

What is their hair colour? Is it their natural colour?

Do they like musicals?

Do they like marmite?

Do they like glitter?

Do they believe in the supernatural?

Have they ever seen a dead body?

Have they ever had a near-death experience?

Have they ever broken a bone?

What are they like when they’re drunk/what kind of drunk are they?

Have they ever drunk underage?

What is the first thing they do when they wake up?

Do they consider themselves popular?

How do they like their tea/coffee?

What do they smell like?

Are they a virgin?

Do they wear glasses/contacts?

Are they good at remembering significant dates? Anniversaries, birthdays etc?

Yep, I thought I’d jump on this train :) Mainly because I’ve used these a lot for my characters recently. If this goes well, I can try and do some more/more specific oc asks, let me know what you think! Good luck, lots of love from Yasmine xox

PS: Thanks so much for 16,000! I love you all dearly and hope that you’re all well :)

Does anyone genuinely call their siblings sis, sister, little/big sis, bro, brother, little/big brother etc. as constantly as this appears to be portrayed in media? I’m extremely sceptical. Now, affectionally addressing them by something like “slug”, “toad”, “fool”, and “bitch”, or even dare I say it, their gotdamn name, is, from my experience, so much more natural. 

🌿 herbs and weed 🌿

✨🍃✨For my weed witches, here are the herbs that I absolutely love to mix with marijuana ✨🍃✨

🍂 If you’re witchin’ on a budget and getting stoned on a budget, here are some herbs that you can roll with marijuana in order to 1) use less weed each time! And 2) feel witchy as fuck

(On top of that these herbs feel amazing to smoke)

🍂 Mint (any kind) 🍂

- decongestant !

- clears your respiratory passages

- tastes yummy and fresh

- the most convenient (i can always find mint) and my fave for regular use!!!

🍂 Lavender 🍂

- increase of linanool ( a terpene) which can be : muscle relaxant and anticonvulsant !

- lovely smell

🍂 Holy basil 🍂

- helps reducing stress and anxiety

- reduces cortisol levels (stress hormone)

🍂 St John’s Wort 🍂

- relieves depression

- relieves anxiety

- stabilizes the mood!!!

- STAY SAFE!! @queerwitched pointed out that: “it can be dangerous to ingest in any form while youre on certain medications such as antidepressants and a lot of common ssri’s and even some migraine treatments. it can cause serotonin syndrome among several other ailments that can be really really bad so make sure that if youre taking any other drugs you always check if there are any interactions with any drugs, alcohol, herbs, or even foods that might be significant.”

🍂 Passion Flower 🍂

- increases the high

- amplifies psychedelic effects of marijuana

- Passion flower mixed with marihuanilla + marijuana gives a totally different high! Said to be more lucid and energetic

🍂 Chamomile 🍂

- great insomnia relief

- stress relief

- veeery relaxing

Zane was always so wise

this is honestly one of the saddest lines in the series

fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying they just finished 10th grade. wild.  

kai; zane freaked out cuz i told him i never drink water and now hes making me drink eight glasses a day. kai; like, theres water in soda. theres water in coffee. theres little pools of water on pizza cole, dissociating; thats grease, kai