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fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying they just finished 10th grade. wild.  

Headcannons: The Ninja as Spouses

Cole: He is always worried about the kids. He is very attentive to his wife and flirts with her even though they’re married. When he had a surgery, afterward, he flirted as if he’d never seen her before. His wife got some funny recording of it. 

Jay: He tells dad jokes all the time. When he’s with Nya he flirts with her, even in public. His kids get grossed out by the PDA. One of them will scream and flee the room. Jay gives his kids cake and ice cream for supper if he’s the one babysitting. 

Nya: She doesn’t like PDA, but she allows it in front of their children for amusements sake. She will say suggestive things about her husband in public, which traumatizes her children.  Example: Jay, “We both agree that I’m the better of us both.”   Nya, “Better at what, exactly?”  Jay, “….I think we both know.”   The kids, “EWWWWWW”.

Zane and Pixel: We all already know what Zane is like. He loves his wife above all else. He has pet names for her that Pixel loves. He calls her Pixie often. And we all know our favorite quote, “You have half my heart, you can tell me anything.” #relationshipgoals

Lloyd: He loves physical attention but is also very shy. He loves his wife and would literally die for her. When he told her that she looked disturbed but didn’t make any comments on it. Lloyd’s first kid was a mystery to him. He had to be taught how to change diapers by his wife. He was disgusted the first time he had to change a stinky one. 

Kai: He flirts with his wife all the time. In privet, in public, it doesn’t matter. His wife is fair game for his attention. The Ninja are disgusted by his attention to his wife. He will randomly pull her into his lap and kiss her. He is very touchy, which is uncomfortable for everyone involved. His kids love him because he is very dramatic when they play. He falls over and allows them to crawl on him. 

Long but important post. Please share!

I know Tumblr tends to be very US-centric, but there is something happening in my country that I absolutely have to share.

Soon, Brazil will host presidential elections. These are the first elections since the impeachment of our last president Dilma Rouseff.

The leading candidate is currently Jair Bolsonaro. Bolsonaro is a man who has made racist, sexist, and homophobic claims such as, “I would rather my son die in a car accident than be gay,” and, “my sons would not date black women as they were well educated.” He even said to a woman that she was, “so ugly” that she, “didn’t even deserve to get raped.”

A few decades ago, when Brazil was under a military dictatorship, the government tortured many people for speaking out against the regime. Bolsonaro has said that, “their only mistake was not killing those people.”

However, something incredible has been happening.

A movement called Mulheres Unidas Contra Bolsonaro (Women United Against Bolsonaro) has been surfacing. The hashtag #EleNão (#NotHim) has been getting popular and gaining international attention.

Yesterday, women all over Brazil (and the world!) protested against Bolsonaro.

Here are some pictures.

São Paulo, Brazil:

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil:

Ilhéus, Brazil:

Cuiabá, Brazil:

Porto Alegre, Brazil:

Brazilians living abroad also joined the protests!

Zurich, Switzerland:

Madrid, Spain:

Melbourne, Australia:

New York City, US:

Protests occurred in over 62 cities around the world.

Even if you’re not Brazilian, please share this post! Show your support and raise awareness of the movement!

Are we forgetting Zane who actually DIED to defeat an enemy?

The Ninja have never succeessfully won as a team.

It’s always been the sacrifice or power of one who saved the day.

The Great Devourer: Lord Garmadon

The Overlord: Lloyd

The Golden Master: Zane

Master Chen and his army: Sensei Garmadon

Morro and the Preeminent: Nya

Nadakhan: Jay

Yang: Cole

The Hands Of Time: Master Wu

The ninja can fight as a team, but they have never won together.

Cole’s dad is Lou

This is just your daily reminder that the first elemental masters were only a generation before the Ninja. That means Cole’s father is the original Master of Earth. He’s also likely wanted for treason- Earth betrayed the Elemental Masters in the Serpentine Wars. Cole’s dad is crazy.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Ninjago Race Headcannons

(Just how I see them, you don’t have to agree)

Zane: Welp, he’s a nindroid so his race is robot; but if he was human he’d be white

Cole: His mother was African American, is father is White. Boom, now you have a Cole

Jay: *Biologically* White on his mothers side, Asian(Japanese and slightly; his father is mixed between white and Asian) *If Ed and Edna are is biological parents he’d be the same*

Nya & Kai: Hawaiian on his mothers, Asian(Japanese and on both sides) and Hispanic on their dads side

Lloyd: Dragon, Oni, and Asian(Both Chinese and Japanese) on his fathers side and White on his mothers side

(I use Asian on most the characters because Ninjago is basically both Japan and Chinese so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

When the canon breaks your hearts so you try to heal it with fanfiction

I’d also like to add that Lloyd isn’t real and if we want to treat him like a child we can

Another friendly reminder: Lloyd is not a kid anymore. He is mentally, as physically around the other Ninja’ ages. Stop.Treating.Him.As.A.Child. (you need to let go of that..really)

Am nord