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GWAH! by lokitheraven

I love it when sci-fi and fantasy worldbuilding is clearly structured entirely to explain the omnipresence of the author's weird kink, but with every subsequent instalment the author is drawn almost against their will into increasingly abstruse worldbuilding based on that initial setup. Like, chapter one will be "so there's this civilisation of big tiddy mushroom girls who all sprout foot-long boners whenever it rains, right?", and by chapter five it's like: "Actually, while they may look like big tiddy mushroom girls, owing to their fungoid genetics they really have twelve distinct biological sexes, with any given individual being reproductively compatible with a more or less random subset of exactly five of the remaining eleven; here's an extended sub-plot about how this informs their society's inheritance laws. What? Yes, we'll get back to the sex in a moment – first we have to discuss how agnatic primogeniture operates in a society with duodenary gender."

Googled "planet" and got this panel

I'm at McDonald's with my vampire fangs

i love abortion and i love divorce

we as a fandom don’t talk enough about badger going “helicopter, bitch” then picking jesse up like a limp rag and twirling him around in s1

like 1) jesse pinkman pickupable confirmed, 2) badger is fucking jacked i guess, 3) the fact that it literally never comes up again implies this is just a tuesday for them or something?? 4) helicopter, bitch!

gorillaz are fucking crazy cuz theyre just like these fucking british vocaloids and theyre an established enough presence that they can just be like “ello jack black? ello grace jones? u fancy bein in our song? that we’re going to post on our yewchube?” and the real life jack black and grace jones will go “abso-fucking-lutely 2d.”

Jesse and I, in sync: “… representing the ABQ. What up biyatch? Leave it at the tone!”

not even gonna lie the stuff going on with legos these days is like.. fascinating to me