Googled "planet" And Got This Panel

I love it when sci-fi and fantasy worldbuilding is clearly structured entirely to explain the omnipresence of the author's weird kink, but with every subsequent instalment the author is drawn almost against their will into increasingly abstruse worldbuilding based on that initial setup. Like, chapter one will be "so there's this civilisation of big tiddy mushroom girls who all sprout foot-long boners whenever it rains, right?", and by chapter five it's like: "Actually, while they may look like big tiddy mushroom girls, owing to their fungoid genetics they really have twelve distinct biological sexes, with any given individual being reproductively compatible with a more or less random subset of exactly five of the remaining eleven; here's an extended sub-plot about how this informs their society's inheritance laws. What? Yes, we'll get back to the sex in a moment – first we have to discuss how agnatic primogeniture operates in a society with duodenary gender."

Don't u just hate it when yr listening to a song them you think about a part later in the song and you're like nooo don't spoil it for me

so honestly the generator sites that already exist for homestuck are fantastic, but theres so fucking many of them. i dont wanna have 8+ tabs open just to get a decent character rundown, you know? so i made a generator that has all this!

changeable first and last name

adjective to describe them

blood color

something they enjoy

pronouns

clothing style

chum handle

typing quirks

godtier

it took me like 4-5 hours and i WAS going to include horns, but describing horns is finicky (since im personally a visual person) so thats the one thing thats left out. but yeah feel free to check it out here and make some cute trolls!

um pancakes 😨😨

Worst types of country songs:

Alcoholism rules

God bless the USA

Truck

Diet christian music

Love a small town blue eyed girl

Best types of country songs:

Just a specific ass situation

I hate this damn job

Woman kills those who've wronged her

Alcoholism sucks

gorillaz are fucking crazy cuz theyre just like these fucking british vocaloids and theyre an established enough presence that they can just be like “ello jack black? ello grace jones? u fancy bein in our song? that we’re going to post on our yewchube?” and the real life jack black and grace jones will go “abso-fucking-lutely 2d.”

Hello love would you like a cursed birb image

Sure

MY CHESGLAM BRAIN IS GOING 100000000000KMPH

SO

IN THE THIRD EPISODE, WE GET A SONG CALLED ‘СВЕТ’

YOU KNOW THE ONE, THE ONE THEY PLAY RIGHT BEFORE LISA INTERRUPTS CHES

I DECIDED TO LISTEN TO THE WHOLE SONG AND THERE’S A SECTION IN WHICH GLAM AND CHES HARMONISE????? 😍😍😍😍😍😍

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Anyways go listen to it and drop ur singing headcanons for them 🧍‍♀️