I'm At McDonald's With My Vampire Fangs

I'm at McDonald's with my vampire fangs

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2 years ago

girl can i she/them titties


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3 years ago

Happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

2 years ago

I love it when sci-fi and fantasy worldbuilding is clearly structured entirely to explain the omnipresence of the author's weird kink, but with every subsequent instalment the author is drawn almost against their will into increasingly abstruse worldbuilding based on that initial setup. Like, chapter one will be "so there's this civilisation of big tiddy mushroom girls who all sprout foot-long boners whenever it rains, right?", and by chapter five it's like: "Actually, while they may look like big tiddy mushroom girls, owing to their fungoid genetics they really have twelve distinct biological sexes, with any given individual being reproductively compatible with a more or less random subset of exactly five of the remaining eleven; here's an extended sub-plot about how this informs their society's inheritance laws. What? Yes, we'll get back to the sex in a moment – first we have to discuss how agnatic primogeniture operates in a society with duodenary gender."


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2 years ago

Badger from breaking bad and the whole Jesse's crew is SO UNDERRATED like damn these 4 guys are late 90s-mid 2000s icons!!! I just know that some 17 year old guy would graffiti them in 26th May of 2006 on abandoned hospital or school


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2 years ago

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with


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2 years ago
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2 years ago

Researching whales for character design inspo and I found the scariest one. I wasn’t afraid of whales but now I am.

Researching Whales For Character Design Inspo And I Found The Scariest One. I Wasn’t Afraid Of Whales
Researching Whales For Character Design Inspo And I Found The Scariest One. I Wasn’t Afraid Of Whales
Researching Whales For Character Design Inspo And I Found The Scariest One. I Wasn’t Afraid Of Whales

Thats fucking terrifying. Why are you so long


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1 year ago

Don't u just hate it when yr listening to a song them you think about a part later in the song and you're like nooo don't spoil it for me


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2 years ago

Feeling sixk.. cougf cockf… im so shick


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