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THINGS I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW: Why every fuckin trans man or nb person I know who binds is like “oh binders are the worst, you can’t breathe in them, I know someone who broke a rib once”,
And meanwhile over in historical costuming, we are fucking eating, sleeping, swordfighting, riding horses, and feeling great like this:
(credit: Jenny La Flamme, The Tudor Tailor, Verdaera)
Like is there NO overlap between people who want to bind and people who care about accurate 16th century clothing reconstruction techniques?
(I, okay, maybe it is kind of a niche interest, but…. REALLY? Anyone who’s made a boned binder, PLS SPEAK TO ME)
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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....
Wow. Talk about attention to detail.
Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21
People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.
39. Damn. Thought I had less. Really funny considering I like quite a few yellows. Bright yellows, muted yellows, Green-yellows, golden yellows, pastel, dark, I like yellow.
25% of the people have a 4th cone and see colors as they are
Given the sudden interest for the color of dresses and vision, here some of the fascinating findings we did recently.
The color nuances we see depend on the number and distribution of cones (=color receptors) in our eye. You can check this rainbow: how many color nuances do you count?
You see less than 20 color nuances: you are a dichromats, like dogs, which means you have 2 types of cones only. You are likely to wear black, beige, and blue. 25% of the population is dichromat.
You see between 20 and 32 color nuances: you are a trichromat, you have 3 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green and red area). You enjoy different colors as you can appreciate them. 50% of the population is trichromat.
You see between 33 and 39 colors: you are a tetrachromat, like bees, and have 4 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green, red plus yellow area). You are irritated by yellow, so this color will be nowhere to be found in your wardrobe. 25% of the population is tetrachromat.
You see more than 39 color nuances: come on, you are making up things! there are only 39 different colors in the test and probably only 35 are properly translated by your computer screen anyway :)
It is highly probable that people who have an additional 4th cone do not get tricked by blue/black or white/gold dresses, no matter the background light ;)
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There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like
michael afton is rlly just The video game protagonist. he has a tragic backstory. he is traumatized. he is hunting his serial killer dad. the best fake name he can come up with is mike schmidt. he's an arsonist. he is a corpse. he watches soap operas. he is a business owner. he is dying for his father's sins. he is british.
Do you think Mike(scooped) has ever considered walking into a ER just to see what they would do? Who would they call first. Doctor? Cops? Mortician? He’s curious to know.
Hey he never said he wasn't *shorter*, just tha he isn't the same height. That glass tiny af
A goddamn legend walks among us
CAN WE JUST HAVE NICE THINGS IN THIS CAMP?! WHY CAN'T WE GET EVEN *ONE*?
you know when you're sleeping and suddenly you get a feeling that you're falling and wake up terrified? how more horrifying and terrifying would that sensation be for percy and annabeth?
Medieval Dance by Andrey Vinogradov
fish want him, women want him, the law wants him...
dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET?
Tumblr adding polls was the best thing because it doesn’t matter what you’re asking, tumblr users LOVE sharing their opinions. You could ask something wildly abstract like “What cardinal direction do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?” and by the end of the day it’ll have 20k notes and there’s probably some kind of discourse happening in the replies.
(via meanboysclub)
screaming “YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE SKINNY TO DO THE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO” at these poor teenage girls on the internet lamenting that they haven’t let themselves try new activities or do things they enjoy because they’re not skinny. girls you can literally do whatever you want whenever you want to do it! you do not have to wait until you’ve forced your body into a different shape! do whatever you want forever and if people say shit to you explode them with your mind
Follow your dreams, I guess
they call it "protecting the children".
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
mirror.mp4
depression is over it’s done it is obliterated look at this fucking shirt i found at the thrift near my house
would you like a nice glass of
i watch baseball for the side quests
Haters be like
“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”