I Watch Baseball For The Side Quests

CAN WE JUST HAVE NICE THINGS IN THIS CAMP?! WHY CAN'T WE GET EVEN *ONE*?

you know when you're sleeping and suddenly you get a feeling that you're falling and wake up terrified? how more horrifying and terrifying would that sensation be for percy and annabeth?

i want to coin a phrase that's the opposite of writer's block. call it the muse's fire hydrant. thirty thousand story ideas are being beamed directly into your brain and if you don't write them all at once you will die.

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

I just found the funniest pen sets and I can't stop thinking about them LMAO

**For the people asking I bought the pen sets HERE

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Þe catt ben a ſmale meet-etyng mammal wiþ foure leggys. Þe catt was worschipped by þe peple for felawſchipe and abilite to killen vermin. Cattes been alſo keped as houſdeeres, and a ſmal catte be cleped a kitoun. Yif so keped hit was mene to namen hem wiþ phancie. Some good ekenomes been Swiftpawe or Greyemaulkin. Thes kitouns enjoyen to be at pley, wiþ balles and ſtrynges eſpecially fauovred.

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I woke in a cold sweat and had to make this

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

Dungeon Meshi - Marcille's Skyfish Plush