CAN WE JUST HAVE NICE THINGS IN THIS CAMP?! WHY CAN'T WE GET EVEN *ONE*?

screaming “YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE SKINNY TO DO THE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO” at these poor teenage girls on the internet lamenting that they haven’t let themselves try new activities or do things they enjoy because they’re not skinny. girls you can literally do whatever you want whenever you want to do it! you do not have to wait until you’ve forced your body into a different shape! do whatever you want forever and if people say shit to you explode them with your mind

bring your unemployed friend to work day

sally jackson. reblog if you agree.

Had a random thought that may or may not be influenced by my being in church today

We've seen 'accidental cult' au's for Danny. But have we seen any accidental religion creator danny? Where he becomes a preacher/priest/pastor/rabbi/guru/what-have-you/whatever-you-want-to-call-his-position?

One where he (either as fenton or phantom) begins by answering questions about the afterlife semi absentmindedly (lectures and explanations from various leaders in the realms running on repeat in his mind), so tired he doesn't notice when he starts explaining what he had been taught.

It started with him overhearing a question/conversation in school. Something small. He answered it and moved on. Forgot about it. But it keeps happening. Until people start coming to him with questions regarding the afterlife (realms) on a semi regular basis and he does his best to explain (if they understand maybe they won't be so eager to hate ghosts? Maybe they'll be able to foster understanding? Maybe he won't be so tired).

While he starts answering one person's questions others gather and hang around. Listen. And start asking their own questions. Soon, its simpler to just arrange a dedicated time and place to meet and discuss.

It starts as a simple Q&A. And over time grows and becomes more elaborate until its an official thing. He finds people who had been listening to him answering questions when they come across them (in person, online, etc). That some had taken videos and written transcripts. That those are being passed around. It grows beyond his hometown.

And Danny? Is really not sure what to make of this. (I wanna vote he doesn't become aware its a whole thing that he's been accidentally grown and run until someone who is notably *not* from Amity park calls him [insert religious leader title here]. Cue freaking out to Sam and Tucker (maybe jazz and/or Valerie too) who have been helping to run and organize this whole thing being like 'did you just realize this *now*??'

hhhhnnnngh i'm fuckn sick and i want to stay at home but its examination week so i have to go to school sick and zjdnsishwbkwkshd i fucking hate it here

Ohmygod

My two favorite things

Cute and scary/weird

I

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Even funnier if it's only as Captain Marvel. Billy Batson? Swears like a sailor.

Cap.Marvel: You look bad, what's going on?

Billy: Fucking hell man, you look shitty. What's up your ass this morning?

billy batson magically induced profanity filter. solomon thinks he's funny

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