Have You Guys Heard About Cats

would you like a nice glass of

michael afton is rlly just The video game protagonist. he has a tragic backstory. he is traumatized. he is hunting his serial killer dad. the best fake name he can come up with is mike schmidt. he's an arsonist. he is a corpse. he watches soap operas. he is a business owner. he is dying for his father's sins. he is british.

fish want him, women want him, the law wants him...

My mom is waxing poetic about cheese tonight

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

huh. makes sense actually