Mpe-megaphone - Idiot Dumbass Brain

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

First aid training is actually very serious and I get what this bullet point is saying about hypothermia but this legit fucking took me out:

i watch baseball for the side quests

nice

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

chillin on a Saturday night

damn, my finger slipped, i SURE hope NO TRANSPHOBIC ASS BITCHE- i mean, state legislators die

that would be such a shame...

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

sometimes i forget i'm human

not in the depressive way, no

it's just that sometimes i realize the people i know are all dumbasses, and then i realize i haven't drank anything in a while, nor have i eaten in a while and then i realize i'm forgetting to breathe and get reminded "yeah i'm a dumbass in my own way"