Chillin On A Saturday Night

Do you think Mike(scooped) has ever considered walking into a ER just to see what they would do? Who would they call first. Doctor? Cops? Mortician? He’s curious to know.

sometimes i forget i'm human

not in the depressive way, no

it's just that sometimes i realize the people i know are all dumbasses, and then i realize i haven't drank anything in a while, nor have i eaten in a while and then i realize i'm forgetting to breathe and get reminded "yeah i'm a dumbass in my own way"

You know what? Fuck You. You just lost The Game >:)

(via meanboysclub)

My mom is waxing poetic about cheese tonight

Hey he never said he wasn't *shorter*, just tha he isn't the same height. That glass tiny af

A goddamn legend walks among us

the existence of legal adults implies the existence of a, much cooler might i add, illegal adults.

as to clear up confusion, however, i must state that they are neither prisoners nor criminals, for not every criminal lies in prison or jail, nor are criminals necessarily adults.

Ohmygod

My two favorite things

Cute and scary/weird

I

Fucking

Love

It