Mpe-megaphone - Idiot Dumbass Brain

i watch baseball for the side quests

would you like a nice glass of

hhhhnnnngh i'm fuckn sick and i want to stay at home but its examination week so i have to go to school sick and zjdnsishwbkwkshd i fucking hate it here

First aid training is actually very serious and I get what this bullet point is saying about hypothermia but this legit fucking took me out:

If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.

Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.

We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.

The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.

Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.

When you finally won the battle of opening up your WIP to edit but your brain is fighting you on touching the document so you’re in paralysis like

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

Cant have fucking shit in Detroit

Jack Black did more of Hit Me Baby One More Time, and I am living for this.

What an ad for Kung Fu Panda 4