Even funnier if it's only as Captain Marvel. Billy Batson? Swears like a sailor.
Cap.Marvel: You look bad, what's going on?
Billy: Fucking hell man, you look shitty. What's up your ass this morning?
billy batson magically induced profanity filter. solomon thinks he's funny
michael afton is rlly just The video game protagonist. he has a tragic backstory. he is traumatized. he is hunting his serial killer dad. the best fake name he can come up with is mike schmidt. he's an arsonist. he is a corpse. he watches soap operas. he is a business owner. he is dying for his father's sins. he is british.
Poob has it for you
Poob has it for you
Very A-OK!!
The last character you drew/wrote about is now stuck in the last game you played. How screwed are they?
If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.
Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.
We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.
The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.
Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.
honest to god i swapped fandoms so many times today
at the start of the day i was in dc (specifically? damian wayne) then i got to ninjago back to dc! ooo dp is that you? wait no back to dc nice dp x dc wait fuck tmnt no dc no tmnt dc but *specifically* shazam
i don't get why my brain does this but I Hate It™
me: "oh! i just switched fandoms. nice! going to see if i can make some content about them-" my brain: "lmao fandom swap" me: "...that took hours to make- oh well, i guess i just gotta do content for this one-" my brain: "nope. back to the old one!" me: "eh, i guess i just gotta save this one, make the new content, and go back when i swap fandoms-" my brain: "nah, different fandom entirely!" me: "why??"
brutalist candy cane
Why do we say that capitalism must be “dismantled”?
You’ll hear phrases like “Smash the state!” “Eat the rich!” and “Smash capitalism!”
And, yes, of course, but… :)
However relevant those sayings are, our work must be careful, highly organized and above all planned.
Because capitalism and all of its associated systems are not discrete, abstracted entities we can attack independently.
It is a structure, like a complicated machine with many thousands of working parts…
And right now it is connected to absolutely everything.
If we do this… [picks up huge hammer and smashes the machine]
Then a lot of vulnerable people will die.
The machine was built and improved and redesigned and patched over the course of generations. It is very good at its intended purpose, which is ultimately to generate profit.
Every human being alive today relies on the byproducts of the machine to survive, without exception.
The machine’s engineers want it to keep working like it does. In fact, they want to optimise it.
That will kill all remaining life on Earth.
So, we must destroy the machine, quickly and carefully
We must examine its deadly programs and mechanics and replace them with alternatives we built together.
The engineers don’t want us tampering with the machine.
However, we make it run…
So we can make it STOP. Together.
How will YOU help us to safely dismantle the machine?
p.s. My computer is on its last legs. If you would like me to draw you a little cartoon and help me get a new computer, learn more at this post.
Wow. Talk about attention to detail.
Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21