I Wouldn't Recommend That.

my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

If Jeff Bezos were a Transformer he would be Amazon Prime

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because I am bro

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Waterboarding in Guantánamo Bay sounds fun if you don’t know what either of those things are.

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how does one react to these

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

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“I’ll be your optimistic black hole

Full of love I can’t control

Let’s keep eachother safe from the world”

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I love these transformations

Honestly anybody who thinks photographers and artists are just being greedy when they actually charge something for their work don’t know very much about the craft. I mean obviously there are exceptions but take a professional photographer for example: if you want an hour long shoot at a certain location that person has to pack up probably thousands of dollars of equipment and travel to that location, take hundreds of shots in various positions, adjust for lighting and shade, look at lots of proofs, then go back sort through all that and edit the pictures to perfection. That shit takes time and effort. More than $250 worth of time and effort. I mean if you want cheap you can go to JCPenney or some shit but it’s not ridiculous for professional photographers to ask at least $300 for their services.