If Jeff Bezos were a Transformer he would be Amazon Prime
I can’t stop thinking about Corgi mixes
8, 13, 21, 36, 48
8. How often do you listen to music? Everyday p much
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings? IRL mostly yes, but online no
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. I’ve had like 5 hours of sleep when I usually need 15
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? maybe? but I doubt it
48. Were you single over the last summer? Yeah lmao
The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.
“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”
Wisconsin core
Hey, I sent you a picture (in the message part) of some corn just being absolutely mad. It's growing out of a second story gutter in Northern Wisconsin.
“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$
But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right
ah yes