Why Are You Such A Dishrag?

does anyone remember that post that was like “why are you so busy playing videogames? maybe drop the animal crossing and get a man to cum in you (Deep.) and do real life baby crossing.

need that pic if anyone has it.

wdym its only a midwestern thing lmao

Friendly reminder that Vincent van Gogh willingly checked himself into an asylum so that he could get better, resulting in him creating some of the most iconic paintings of his entire career, done in the asylum, when he was being treated 24/7, because he finally didn’t have to struggle with his demons and could instead focus on his muse, WHICH WERE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!

Remember this little insignificant painting?

How about this one?

Check this one out:

All of these and more were painted in the asylum when he was receiving treatment for his mental illnesses and I know I just said that but I said it again and I’m saying it a third time until you dramatic abled assholes understand!

VINCENT VAN GOGH

- KNEW THAT HE WAS MENTALLY ILL

- WANTED TO CHANGE THAT

- WENT TO AN ASYLUM

- GOT THE HELP HE NEEDED

- PAINTED SOME ICONIC MASTERPIECES AS A RESULT!

SO DON’T YOU DARE COME OUT HERE WITH THIS, “I WISH I WAS DEPRESSED SO I COULD BE AS CREATIVE AS VAN GOGH” BULLSHIT BECAUSE EVEN HE KNEW THAT HIS DEMONS WERE HARMING HIS WORK, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, HIS HEALTH, AND HE DID EVERYTHING WITHIN HIS POWER TO FIGHT THEM EVERY SINGLE DAY OF HIS LIFE, UNTIL THEY ENDED UP WINNING! 

What’s their conditioner squad 🐶✨

“[x account] followed you”

me: “please please please don’t be a porn account”

it’s a porn account

honestly, same

So my history teacher is really mean and doesn’t like anybody. Today she decides she doesn’t want to teach. Instead she gets up, sits comfortably in the front of the class, and starts fire roasting everyone. She told people’s stupid answers on tests. Someone said the president serves for 40 years.

no one will ever stop liking/reblogging that damned opposum post

May I present to you:

Book seller

Crystal seller

He sells flowers

She will sell you a pumpkin this fall

Would you like to purchase.. bean?

They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup

She has more options

Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic

Can I interest you in...melon?

Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door

Please trust reliable, small business owners

boys are great and handsome and wonderful

and girls are amazing and sweet and pretty

good

It’s all about the candy corn!