i love my girlfriend
scientists have proven that if u make ur post look like its from tumblr it will be five times more likely to become popular
why are you such a dishrag?
because I am bro
♡♡♡♡♡
the one from bedussey gets me every time
patrick stump cursing: a compilation
meh
at least i put effort into it
“[x account] followed you”
me: “please please please don’t be a porn account”
it’s a porn account
more like a “Hey there bud, I know u, just sayin’ hi :)” and a “Bitch if you don’t start moving, I’m gonna run your ass over”
Cars should have two horns. A gentle honk and a forceful honk.
nobody gonna ask me but ayyyye