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ples love me I barely talk to anyone on here 

May I present to you:

Book seller

Crystal seller

He sells flowers

She will sell you a pumpkin this fall

Would you like to purchase.. bean?

They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup

She has more options

Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic

Can I interest you in...melon?

Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door

Please trust reliable, small business owners

you should experience this. via

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btw AdBlock and stuff like that really help blocking out fishy stuff + its free

SIGNAL BOOST!!!!!!

Very important!!!!

Please read!!!!!

There is a new computer virus that is spreading around and it is very dangerous. Not like there are ever benevolent viruses out there, but this one will cause major problems to ANYONE who has anything important to them on their computers.

My friend just got one called Saturn Ransomware, and like other ransomware, this virus will ENCRYPT ALMOST ALL OF YOUR DATA FILES ON YOUR COMPUTER. This one is very new, however, and there are no ways currently that will decrypt all your files back to how it was. All your files will end with a .saturn and become unopenable and unobtainable, like so.

It will then tell you that in order to DECRYPT YOUR FILES, you must go to their WEBSITE AND PAY $300 for a key to get your files back.

DO NOT PAY THEM. 

I REPEAT.

DO NOT. PAY. THEM.

Whether or not they even GIVE YOU a key, it will only ENCOURAGE THEIR BEHAVIOUR AND GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT. 

It will also turn your background into this fairly scary warning.

IT WILL ALSO ENCRYPT ALL BACKUPS TO RESTORE YOUR COMPUTER TO A PREVIOUS DATE. 

IT ALSO ENCRYPTS FILES ON SECONDARY DRIVES. Meaning, there is NOTHING on your computer that is safe. 

My friend, who just got the virus yesterday, lost many of his files, from school work to all his pictures he did not have on his phone, to game projects that he was currently working on (he’s a game programmer) and the only things he has as backup are anything on an external USB or hard drive that was not  connected to their computer.

FURTHERMORE, Saturn Ransomware has recently put on their website that they are allowing people full access to the virus in order to SPREAD THE VIRUS.

In order to protect your computer and your files, remember to BACK UP IMPORTANT FILES, this is always good to do. Not just for virus protection, but for future endeavors or situations where your computer just dies.

REPEAT: BACK UP IMPORTANT FILES. (On an external hard drive)

DO NOT OPEN FISHY FILES from anywhere, including fishy friend links, creepy side links or popups, or just email attachments from people you may or may not even know.

To be extra safe, you can even scan your files for viruses using scanning software, if you want.

If anyone is wondering how my friend got it, my cat clicked a link while the computer was still on and he was sleeping….Woke up with everything encrypted….

If anyone has other information or ways of solving this or any other ransomware, help is always appreciated. C:

Reblog to save some files <3

no one will ever stop liking/reblogging that damned opposum post

People act like your sexuality or gender defines who you are, but it doesn’t. We’re always saying “Gender roles don’t matter” and “Equality for all” but then we make our sexuality/gender into a big deal. It’s kind of hypocritical. There’s so many things out there that are way more important than that. 

And besides, most people don’t entirely ‘know who they are’ until their mid-twenties. Society rushes everything so much-you have to know exactly who you are going to be by the time you’re a teenager. But you don’t. 

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I love her.

Last night

Last night I had a dream I graduated college, but not real college. So you know how the webkins website works. You do a job or something and instead of doing a job, you play a mini game or something. Well this was how my college was. So to get through math it was a guessing game. English was intense word searches.

my friend made a video of her reciting this + put it on youtube

my name is Cat and im no theef i holed the puf betwene my teef wen men is sleep my self i plees i jump on up i crumch the ches