Just Me And The Girls, Hangin’ Out On A Friday

I had a friend who said lesbians were sinners. So I told her that the "Man shalt not lie with man" quote excluded us, to which she replied " Man as in mankind" . She literally told me it was a sin to be straight. When I pointed this out she simply said "No". Wow, you really convinced me with that argument. Well done, homophobe.

a frustrated gay

Hayley Kiyoko photographed by Brigitte Sire for Billboard

forbidden spaghetti

Stupid is timeless.

shoutout to everybody who cannot partake in the shared history spongebob memes give everyone because they were, for some inexplicable reason, never allowed to watch spongebob

Why are red delicious the Greenland of apples

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

Shots fired..

Watch me as I beat this geek , and do it joyously!

you: guys gals and nonbinary pals

me, an intellectual: ladies lords and nonbinary royalty

No Noise November. everyone shut up

I too feel this way

The Topeka Daily Capital, Kansas, July 3, 1904