No Noise November. Everyone Shut Up

I am still irrationally mad about this

Pluto should be at least an honorary planet, it has experience (and public recognition) as one.

Whereas pasta sauce indisputably goes in a square tupperware, rectangles are acceptable but on thin ice.  

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A loft bed is the ultimate escape-reality oasis. I love it.

i love being in bed like yea everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

I had a friend who said lesbians were sinners. So I told her that the "Man shalt not lie with man" quote excluded us, to which she replied " Man as in mankind" . She literally told me it was a sin to be straight. When I pointed this out she simply said "No". Wow, you really convinced me with that argument. Well done, homophobe.

a frustrated gay

The Zodiac Signs as Pride and Prejudice Quotes

Aries: “A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

Taurus: “Every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense.”

Gemini: “I could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine.”

Cancer: “In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.”

Leo: “Angry people are not always wise.”

Virgo: “I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of any thing than of a book! – When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.”

Libra: “Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us.”

Scorpio: “I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.”

Sagittarius: “What are men to rocks and mountains?”

Capricorn: “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”

Aquarius: “There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well.”

Pisces: “To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love.”

That’s my secret, I’m always ardea herodias

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