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Tim, sitting upside down in a rolly chair: Hey Sash, would you still love me if I was a worm?
Jon and Martin, swiveling around: a WHAT?!
Michael Shelley but for whatever reason, he didn’t get eaten by the spiral and has to continue working for the Magnus Institute 🙃
Say what you will about Jurgen Leitner but he really was the og read banned books.
I have an idea in my head for a "TMA is an office comedy au" where anytime Jon gets anywhere close to spiraling about "am I even human anymore" Tim takes out a Bluetooth speaker and starts blasting Just a Man (specifically the man becomes a monster part).
I imagine at the very least it would offend Jon enough to stop the spiral.
paranormal investigator but the ghosts are the clients
Bruce can understand everything perfectly fine on his own but he brought Tim
to help with the himbo Brucie Wayne portrayal
to support the noble cause of pissing off Lex
Bruce and Tim: *sitting in a LexCorp meeting*
Lex: Alright everybody, thanks for jumping on this all hands.
Lex: *sees Tim*
Lex: Who is this?
Bruce: Oh, this is my corporate translator. He's here to translate all the corporate jargon into words that I can actually understand.
Lex: Uhh alright. I'm gonna have to align with HR to see if this is—
Bruce, to Tim: What's he saying?
Tim: He's saying he's upset by my presence.
Lex: I'm not upset, okay? I'm simply processing this information into a more digestible way.
Tim: Oh yeah, he's really upset.
Lex: Okay, let's just move forward with the meeting, shall we? So Q1 is in the books and we had a very strong showing. Now, there are certainly some gaps within our processes that we're working strategically in order to align that should help us bridge those gaps in a really efficient way.
Bruce: Translator?
Tim: Q1 wasn't good and management is very upset about it.
Lex: That's not what I said, okay? There are certainly some gaps, but management is working lockstep in order to come up with strategic processes in order to alleviate these areas of deficiency.
Tim: They're planning layoffs.
Lex: No. No. That— I'm not saying that, okay? We're just developing ways to become a much leaner organization.
Tim: It's gonna be twenty-five percent of the organization.
Lex: No!
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I see your "Nico Di Angelo would be a MCR fan" and raise you my "Nico Di Angelo would be a Måneskin fan"
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✨ in this house it’s always fuck censorship ✨
Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it
Anyone who's ever done anything creative needs to fucking see this.
this is what happened after the finale, right?
im on a trip with some friends and i don't have my drawing tablet with me but that couldn't stop me from doodling them
uh oh