Bruce can understand everything perfectly fine on his own but he brought Tim
to help with the himbo Brucie Wayne portrayal
to support the noble cause of pissing off Lex
Bruce and Tim: *sitting in a LexCorp meeting*
Lex: Alright everybody, thanks for jumping on this all hands.
Lex: *sees Tim*
Lex: Who is this?
Bruce: Oh, this is my corporate translator. He's here to translate all the corporate jargon into words that I can actually understand.
Lex: Uhh alright. I'm gonna have to align with HR to see if this is—
Bruce, to Tim: What's he saying?
Tim: He's saying he's upset by my presence.
Lex: I'm not upset, okay? I'm simply processing this information into a more digestible way.
Tim: Oh yeah, he's really upset.
Lex: Okay, let's just move forward with the meeting, shall we? So Q1 is in the books and we had a very strong showing. Now, there are certainly some gaps within our processes that we're working strategically in order to align that should help us bridge those gaps in a really efficient way.
Bruce: Translator?
Tim: Q1 wasn't good and management is very upset about it.
Lex: That's not what I said, okay? There are certainly some gaps, but management is working lockstep in order to come up with strategic processes in order to alleviate these areas of deficiency.
Tim: They're planning layoffs.
Lex: No. No. That— I'm not saying that, okay? We're just developing ways to become a much leaner organization.
Tim: It's gonna be twenty-five percent of the organization.
Lex: No!
Nothing matters, but knowing nothing matters It's just life, so keep dancing through
[dancing through life, wicked]
tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut
Who had late Victorian Scooby Doo on their 2024 bingo card? Hmm?
The idea came to me when I was thinking about Sherlock Holmes and then remembered the iconic mystery solving gang hehe
just a michael drawing I did for a friend. I might try and redraw it with the hands a bit bigger.
Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week
it's the same person each time. the visits are dates. congrats on your new time traveling partner.
You once made a promise to yourself: if you ever met a time traveler, it wouldn't be a big deal. You’d tell them the date, the most important political conflict, a recent technology, and send them on their way. You now encounter a time traveler nearly every week.
!! hello dear mutual i will absolutely be taking this opportunity to tell you about my sillies !!
my current favourite oc is this little guy named rook! hes 19! hes disabled! he's goth! he's queer!
Obviously the most important things to know about him: his theme song is the she ra reboot theme because he's a magical girl at heart, he's wanted for treason, all of his best friends are people he was manipulated into trying to kill at one point but its okay because he gets character development
!!back story!!!!: his uncle was getting into some bad stuff (black magic) and so rook's parents were like "hey please stop :( thats not good" and then his uncle who is awful responded by burning down their home in the middle of the night, not knowing about the baby but honestly the guy sucks so im not sure if it wouldve stooped him if he'd known, the fire gets put out before it kills rook but he survives with lots of scars and one missing leg they couldnt save, his uncle is the last surviving family member so after he gets out of the hospital they give him to his uncle and he essentially grows up as the right hand man of his cult.
i want people to tell me about their ocs
i want people to tell me about their weird aus and fanfic ideas and original works
i want people to tell me about the stories they don't know how to "officially" tell
i want to become a fan of shows that don't exist and books that are still in the works
please talk to me about your sillies
So my book/passion project/delusional projection story is something that's based on my childhood imaginary world, and as a story concept has been evolving and changing since I started trying to write it at maybe 9 or 10. Which means that I get to go back and look at my old writing and find some real gems like these:
I am aware that my blog is an eyesore and I love it | she/they | queer | minor
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