Yeah You Could Say I’m Doing Numbers On Tumblr. And That Numbers? One

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Bruce can understand everything perfectly fine on his own but he brought Tim

to help with the himbo Brucie Wayne portrayal

to support the noble cause of pissing off Lex

Bruce and Tim: *sitting in a LexCorp meeting*

Lex: Alright everybody, thanks for jumping on this all hands.

Lex: *sees Tim*

Lex: Who is this?

Bruce: Oh, this is my corporate translator. He's here to translate all the corporate jargon into words that I can actually understand.

Lex: Uhh alright. I'm gonna have to align with HR to see if this is—

Bruce, to Tim: What's he saying?

Tim: He's saying he's upset by my presence.

Lex: I'm not upset, okay? I'm simply processing this information into a more digestible way.

Tim: Oh yeah, he's really upset.

Lex: Okay, let's just move forward with the meeting, shall we? So Q1 is in the books and we had a very strong showing. Now, there are certainly some gaps within our processes that we're working strategically in order to align that should help us bridge those gaps in a really efficient way.

Bruce: Translator?

Tim: Q1 wasn't good and management is very upset about it.

Lex: That's not what I said, okay? There are certainly some gaps, but management is working lockstep in order to come up with strategic processes in order to alleviate these areas of deficiency.

Tim: They're planning layoffs.

Lex: No. No. That— I'm not saying that, okay? We're just developing ways to become a much leaner organization.

Tim: It's gonna be twenty-five percent of the organization.

Lex: No!

i just have to post these here bc i think about this DAILY

"born in the wrong era" but there's no particular time period i'd rather be living in, I'm just pissed af at having to live through the global resurgence of fascism

I have an idea in my head for a "TMA is an office comedy au" where anytime Jon gets anywhere close to spiraling about "am I even human anymore" Tim takes out a Bluetooth speaker and starts blasting Just a Man (specifically the man becomes a monster part).

I imagine at the very least it would offend Jon enough to stop the spiral.

Whenever I'm on ao3 or tumblr I always see posts talking about Jmart week or timkon week or something or other and I'm so confused. How do you all keep track? Is there a calendar that everyone but me knew about? How are these weeks decided upon?

And they lived happily ever after together, and nothing bad ever happened, and everyone got what they wanted and left Jmart alone!

Wow! What a wholesome end to a great podcast! I can't wait to listen to The Magnus Protocol! I bet nothing bad will happen there too! 🥰

Tim, sitting upside down in a rolly chair: Hey Sash, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Jon and Martin, swiveling around: a WHAT?!

it's the same person each time. the visits are dates. congrats on your new time traveling partner.

You once made a promise to yourself: if you ever met a time traveler, it wouldn't be a big deal. You’d tell them the date, the most important political conflict, a recent technology, and send them on their way. You now encounter a time traveler nearly every week.

Colin has slept at work like this at LEAST once