TW!

serious question: is elias bouchard just. allergic. to employing straight people. anytime he looks at his employees, he's like "ah yes, i know who we've got here. bi ace man who really shouldn't be in a managerial role, man who will fall in love with his boss who barely talks to him, a lovely young woman who probably isn't straight, a man who fucks with cops of all genders for information, an angry lesbian, an aromantic ex cop, and Daisy Tonner." peter lukas comes in like "have you considered employing some heterosexuals?" and elias just goes "nope"

I like that Adam canonically makes gay jokes at ronan to rile him up, like he’s such a bitch if love it

Obviously the “I’m always straight” “oh man that’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told” is the most iconic one but my fav is in bllb

When Adam and ronan r in the dollar store before the church stuff, and ronan points out piper green mantle, Adam like “I didn’t think she was ur type” like stfu Adam I love u 😭

"what would Adam Parrish do?" I ask, during my shift because I am tired and cranky but I need the money. "What would Adam Parrish do?" I ask, when I want to sleep but I have school to work on. "What would Adam Parrish do?" I ask myself daily.

The answer should have been "buckle down and get shit done" but I guess the wires got crossed and now the Adam in my head says human sacrifice looks pretty good actually-

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

Say what you will about Jurgen Leitner but he really was the og read banned books.

“Latin was held in Borden House, a small frame house on the other side of the Aglionby campus from Welch Hall, the main academic building.”

early school mornings outside the latin classroom.

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

Logically I know that in canon Jon does in fact have an office chair (don't ask me how I have singled out this piece of information). However, in canon almost all of my babies are dead so I will continue to add my head canon that Jon hates office chairs (wheels on chairs! they encourage unsafe behavior in a workplace environment!) to every single Jon featuring fic I write til the day I die.

THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY YOU JUST MADE ME :)))

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65679322

New Magnus Archives fic. Second person pov, pov of spiral victim, super short. Unfortunately all of my works are currently locked due to the recent ai sweep. uhhh yeah :) check it out if this seems interesting to you.