Jonathan Archivist: Your Pastries Always Taste Amazing, What's Your Secret?

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

I keep thinking about your Michael survives au doorkeay, they’re so beautifully tragic!! Did they start to date before Gerry’s death or should I shed a couple more tears?

Gosh I’m not heartless, of course these two get their time together in this AU. Now, does that make it less or more tragic for later on? I dunno! 🤗 that’s subjective!

Intro to my blog

i've been meaning to make one of these for a while but i'm not entirely sure what to put so we'll see how this goes

Hi! This is my main blog, online I go by frogs or auggie. Pronouns are she/they.

I mostly post about writing(pretty evenly split between my original stories and fanfic) and random fandom thoughts, occasionally I might post some of my art.

current fandoms: The Magnus Archives, The Raven Cycle, Gravity Falls, DC, DND, Pokemon, TBHK, Cinderella Boy (webtoon), and Six of Crows, (literally always ready to talk about any of these)

About me/fun facts ig: I'm a minor, I play 4 different instruments, my favourite artist is Gustav Klimpt, my favourite animal is frogs (kind of obvious i suppose) but my favourite birds are ravens.

I finished the raven cycle and I have SO MANY THOUGHTS

this series has the best portrayal of platonic love I've ever seen, the relationships between all the characters felt so natural and incredibly well written. none of the transitions to romantic relationships felt forced because it seemed so obvious "of course they love eachother, EVERYONE loves EVERYONE"

So obviously my love for all of these characters is unmatched but I would commit unspeakable crimes for blue sargent

Piper as an antagonist???? amazing beautiful perfect. her being manipulated by the demon was so cool to see, her transition from being green mantles wife with a semi normal life to "yo dad wassup just murdered my husband and found a new pet *holds up demon* isn't it cute?"

Noah my poor baby boi

stavinsky may have been a horrible person but he was a super interesting character

Chainsaw is the bestest bird to ever bird

gansey and blues relationship and adam and ronans relationship were both amazing and sweet and perfect

obsessed with opal as a short story, Adam and Ronan get to have these super sweet and sad moments in the background meanwhile opal's telling the real important story: her dangerous quest to drink windshield wiper fluid and honestly I'm here for it

i will give a small bit of criticism: the pacing did feel a little bit rushed in some places and there was some jumping around that didn't make a ton of sense

BUT IM IGNORING THAT BECAUSE SEARCHING FOR A LONG DEAD WELSH KING IS SUCH AN AWESOME STORY CONCEPT

Henry Cheng: amazing 10/10 no criticism I just love him

there were some points where I was ready to crawl through the pages and fight adam's father myself

and finally a fandom note: just learned that the main ship names are bluesey and pynch and that is so amazing I love that so much

I'm on episode 167 of the Magnus archives and I'm properly obsessed with it, but having it as my current object of fixation is so strange because I'll be having a bad day and go "welp time to go listen to my comfort podcast<3" and then turn it on to listen to Jon go through the horrors for 20 minutes straight.

And they lived happily ever after together, and nothing bad ever happened, and everyone got what they wanted and left Jmart alone!

Wow! What a wholesome end to a great podcast! I can't wait to listen to The Magnus Protocol! I bet nothing bad will happen there too! 🥰

im a huge enjoyer of timsash as a ship but I feel kind of bad about it and I'm not sure why. It's far from my weirdest ship and certainly not my only noncanon one but I have this giant amount of guilt anytime I think about them as a pairing. even in the show I like ships like gerry and Michael and if anything they make even less sense. maybe its because it's explicitly stated as never going to happen by Sasha? or because I feel bad about pairing off all the characters in my mind. maybe I'm insane but just some thoughts and wondering if anyone feels similar.

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

so embarrassing to get obsessed with your own oc but it doesn't fuel you creatively or motivate you at all you just sort of sit there. like yeah I've been thinking a lot about blorbo from my mind. no images of them exist in the world and they have maybe 3 personality traits so far. I would rather die than attempt to write about them. I've spent the last 48 hours rotating them in my brain though

I have an idea in my head for a "TMA is an office comedy au" where anytime Jon gets anywhere close to spiraling about "am I even human anymore" Tim takes out a Bluetooth speaker and starts blasting Just a Man (specifically the man becomes a monster part).

I imagine at the very least it would offend Jon enough to stop the spiral.