Im A Huge Enjoyer Of Timsash As A Ship But I Feel Kind Of Bad About It And I'm Not Sure Why. It's Far

as a chronic oversharer i'm always ready to answer asks, but i'm particularly bored today so if anyone has any questions for me i'd be happy to answer random queries

please….. please everyone im losing my fucking shit

reblogs for reach are so so so appreciated i want this to get to as many people as possible im trying to gather data

Going through a weird period where i'm constantly thinking about my characters, which theoretically is good. now i can go write my story! but unfortunately my characters did not get the memo so now i'm just gently steering them away from arson and back towards the plot while wondering why i cant go back to being obsessed with something normal. like british horror podcasts.

dear tumblr mutuals i think you are really cool thanks for giving me notes and posting cool stuff i'm sorry that i'm awkward and probably forget why i'm following you but you're all really cool :D

Bruce can understand everything perfectly fine on his own but he brought Tim

to help with the himbo Brucie Wayne portrayal

to support the noble cause of pissing off Lex

Bruce and Tim: *sitting in a LexCorp meeting*

Lex: Alright everybody, thanks for jumping on this all hands.

Lex: *sees Tim*

Lex: Who is this?

Bruce: Oh, this is my corporate translator. He's here to translate all the corporate jargon into words that I can actually understand.

Lex: Uhh alright. I'm gonna have to align with HR to see if this is—

Bruce, to Tim: What's he saying?

Tim: He's saying he's upset by my presence.

Lex: I'm not upset, okay? I'm simply processing this information into a more digestible way.

Tim: Oh yeah, he's really upset.

Lex: Okay, let's just move forward with the meeting, shall we? So Q1 is in the books and we had a very strong showing. Now, there are certainly some gaps within our processes that we're working strategically in order to align that should help us bridge those gaps in a really efficient way.

Bruce: Translator?

Tim: Q1 wasn't good and management is very upset about it.

Lex: That's not what I said, okay? There are certainly some gaps, but management is working lockstep in order to come up with strategic processes in order to alleviate these areas of deficiency.

Tim: They're planning layoffs.

Lex: No. No. That— I'm not saying that, okay? We're just developing ways to become a much leaner organization.

Tim: It's gonna be twenty-five percent of the organization.

Lex: No!

At this point I just think is the web doing it's thing

I have an idea in my head for a "TMA is an office comedy au" where anytime Jon gets anywhere close to spiraling about "am I even human anymore" Tim takes out a Bluetooth speaker and starts blasting Just a Man (specifically the man becomes a monster part).

I imagine at the very least it would offend Jon enough to stop the spiral.

Will Nico and Hazel playing mythomagic!!

Everyone give me your worst crackfic ideas for tma, trc, or batfam. The most awful one wins. I wish to create something horrendous but unfortunately i am too sick to come up with sufficiently evil ideas on my own.

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????