Shipping Characters Who Are Just Friends In Canon Is More Than Okay But What’s Annoying Is When People

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Logically I know that in canon Jon does in fact have an office chair (don't ask me how I have singled out this piece of information). However, in canon almost all of my babies are dead so I will continue to add my head canon that Jon hates office chairs (wheels on chairs! they encourage unsafe behavior in a workplace environment!) to every single Jon featuring fic I write til the day I die.

When we had to learn the fifty states for social studies I would remember Deleware by calling it Dele WHERE because it was so small I had trouble finding it.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

the gorlz! I love women

serious question: is elias bouchard just. allergic. to employing straight people. anytime he looks at his employees, he's like "ah yes, i know who we've got here. bi ace man who really shouldn't be in a managerial role, man who will fall in love with his boss who barely talks to him, a lovely young woman who probably isn't straight, a man who fucks with cops of all genders for information, an angry lesbian, an aromantic ex cop, and Daisy Tonner." peter lukas comes in like "have you considered employing some heterosexuals?" and elias just goes "nope"

just a pinch of pynch eheh

meme I made while listening to season 1 of TMA that I'm sure has probably been done before

just finished mag 195: I know I can't be the only person to have asked this but are all blind people exempt from the apocalypse? or was Melanie a special case because she blinded herself to purposefully sever her connection to the eye

probably the best parallel between bluesey and pynch is that for Blue and Adam, this story is Pride & Prejudice level rivals-to-lovers - each of them going “fuck, him? really? him??” every step of the way - whereas Gansey and Ronan were both immediately and irrevocably in love