updated my Ouran post-canon kyokao fic... after a rather long time… chapter 18
watching my kitties groom eachother and being like “waow thats love” and then continue watching as one of them immediately pummels the shit out of the other for looking at them wrong
“Are you crying from Ace Attorney sprites?”
“The way that our mannerisms are a reflection of the people we are surrounded by got to me.”
“All right.”
thinking about the tower princes again. girl worst friends. they’re so miserable i’m obsessed
Howl truly is the man of all time. He’s a playboy. He’s a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. He’s a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. He’s not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. He’s a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He can’t play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when he’s trying to seduce a woman. He’s a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we don’t find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks it’s spelled Howl. He’s even Welsh.
i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands
God knows I deserve to die at your hand. You are my only friend. I am undone without you.
had to do a post-lyctorhood Pyrrha Dve to go with my pre-lyctorhood Pyrrha Dve
Tono backstory pieces from 2021. I’ve changed her lore since then so they’re outdated but I still like em!
Without looking, guess how many apps you have open on your phone right now.
Then check the actual number and tag this post with how wrong your guess was.
potential symptoms of incurable nonagesimitus include waking up in a strange new body and potential loss of thumbs
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