updated my Ouran post-canon kyokao fic... after a rather long time… chapter 18
One flesh, one end, you know the drill Edit: many of you wish these were bookmarks…and they actually are! They’ll be at kyotosparty.bigcartel.com very soon💕
"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"
god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!
When you girlfriend comes back from the dead, but she doesn’t come back right.
Without looking, guess how many apps you have open on your phone right now.
Then check the actual number and tag this post with how wrong your guess was.