Howl Truly Is The Man Of All Time. He’s A Playboy. He’s A Malewife. He Fell In Love With A Ninety

Howl truly is the man of all time. He’s a playboy. He’s a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. He’s a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. He’s not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. He’s a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He can’t play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when he’s trying to seduce a woman. He’s a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we don’t find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks it’s spelled Howl. He’s even Welsh.

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yeah howl's moving castle obsessed with him honestly in my head he's a lesbian also my favorite he/him lesbian

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moonlitdi

2 years ago

- The Long Awaited Meeting Between Times New Roman And Comic Sans | Zac Oyama And Brennan Lee Mulligan

- The Long Awaited Meeting Between Times New Roman and Comic Sans | Zac Oyama and Brennan Lee Mulligan

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dropout the energies here....the tension

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moonlitdi

2 years ago

by pavena.w

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photography vibes

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moonlitdi

2 years ago

no kiss only tension

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art haikyuu ooooooooghhhh

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moonlitdi

1 year ago

Digital drawing of Camilla from The Locked Tomb series. She’s dressed in grey robes with dark leather accessories and is sitting and looking straight at the viewer. The image has a grey-green tinge.

Digital drawing of Camilla from The Locked Tomb series. She’s dressed in a cream shirt, tan pants, and a grey-blue vest, and is brandishing knives in both hands with a concentrated expression.

Did a poll on both here and Instagram for what TLT I should draw and Camilla won both 👍 here’s two slightly different versions of her

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art tlt

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moonlitdi

2 years ago

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

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yeah vintage clothing is so scary though sometimes it will be like I'm wool wash me i promise I'll be fine and then other times there are no tags and you just have to guess whether it will disintegrate in the wash

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