Okay Fuck It If This Post Reaches 666k Notes By The End Of 2023 I'll Practise Basic Self Care

*sound of my psyche shattering into a billion pieces*

Spaghetti.

Another day another "I was born after the year 2000, why do I have the back problems of a 78 year old man that had half his spine removed after getting mauled by a bear?"

I just ordered two necklaces off the internet and I think my bank is gonna freeze my card because this is the second biggest purchase I've ever made next to my $120 GameStop spree after my first paycheck

Anybody got a fucking clue what's going on right now?

Dear god it's escaped

watch out everyone therese a horse going around taking a bite out of peoples posts

Forge a set of high quality Stupid Gay Armor.

It's been a while. I'm dealing with some emotional shit right now so just hang in there. Ok, now pretend all that was something absolutely fucking hilarious and continue about your day

We should play Castle Crashers together some time