I See So Many Interesting, Well Thought Out Posts That Lise Value Because They End It With "in This Essay

Was gonna post something, but then I rembered it was stupid.

It happened again.

Man, it's really so far outside the realm of possibility in my brain that somebody would like me back that I got rejected by a girl in MY OWN FUCKING DREAM. Granted, she was way out of my league, but still like wtf.

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Hey y'all, I'd appreciate anyone from the UK signing this petition to allow trans/nonbinary kids to stay closeted from their parents if they're out at school. It's obviously very important that children be able to keep potentially dangerous information about their identity away from their parents, and explore it safely in a school environment.

If it reaches 10k votes the government must respond, and 100k means they need to debate it, but any votes are good for raising awareness and profile.

If you're not from the UK please share this so others see it

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Petition: Do not require schools to tell parents their child is transgender/non-binary

There are reports that the Government is planning to introduce guidance stating that schools in England must inform parents if a young perso

Flashback to when I was still getting used to having long hair and accidentally waterboarded myself in the shower

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I'm smart in the streets. What? You wanna know what I'm like in the sheets? Nah nah nah sister! You're not gettin me to no secondary location!

I use the term "this slaps" a lot for songs that I like. Recently, however, I've been partaking in more violent metaphors, such as "this slams my head into a fucking concrete brick again and again and again"