Molotovkhaos - The Magister

I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

If there's one Elder Scrolls theory I'm 100% convinced is true, it is that Orc men must have the highest rate of homosexuality out of all the Elder Scrolls races. If the Orc Chieftains are the only ones who can have wives and kids, what do you think all the other Orc men in the clans do when they get lonely? That's right: each other.

Why Neloth is so rude in TES III: Morrowind

I have played Morrowind for hundreds of hours. My favourite great house has always been Telvanni. I have done the Mouths' chores dozens of times.

YET I ONLY NOW FOUND OUT THAT THERE'S A REASON NELOTH IS SO TESTY:

Neloth's Mouth, Arara Uvulas, says:

"Perhaps these will put Master Neloth in a better mood. He is old, you see, and has trouble moving about. I use the soap along with some roobrush and bonemeal to make an ointment for his joints."

A potion made with Roobrush, Bonemeal, and Sload Soap, has three effects:

Restore Agility,

Fortify Agility,

AND DRAIN PERSONALITY

Thus, while ointing his jointing(s), Neloth becomes bitter, mean, and soothes his lil achy knees.

I love this game.

Disability is not a punishment, but I think the world would be genuinely improved if every person involved in writing or regulating ingredient labels was mysteriously inflicted with at least one food allergy falling under each of the following categories: "natural flavors," "modified food starch," "artificial flavors," "spices," and "color." Down with ingredient labels so vague that they defeat the entire fucking point.

I feel like politicians' insults about each other have really gone down hill. These days it's all "moron" and "loser", so childish. Think what you will of Paul Keating, but he gave us such gems as "he's a shiver waiting for a spine", "debating him is like being flogged with warm lettuce", "he's like a lizard on a rock: alive but looking dead", "he's all tip and no iceberg".

Where's the creativity these days?!

CHAURUS JOCKEY