Molotovkhaos - The Magister

@thana-topsy we're more like casual mooties not assuming friendship but i gotta give you a shoutout bc i adore your writing

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

go to settings > dashboard > interface and turn on show timestamps. please. do this for me i'm begging

yo pass me that-

Dear Leopard,

I really appreciate you eating people's faces. But can you stop eating mine?

I can't deal with those male fitness instructors on Instagram who try to be all coy about their big asses... shake that wagon like a whore or delete your account

Elder Scrolls: Portrait of dunmer sorceress holding a Star Tooth.

—Cyrodiil. Year unknown. Star Teeth are magic crystals said to be able to counter Shadow Magic. Her vestments are of eclectic style—combining elements of dunmer, cyrodilic and redguard fashion. The brooch on her turban is a stylized head of a nix hound.